R.I.P Cobalt T-Shirt
Celebrate the latest slumlord closing with style with your official Cobalt is dead t-shirt.
Make a statement to your cats while you skronk around your apartment instead of the bar!
only
$15
Shipping: $9
Punch The Boss T-shirt
You always wanted to, now you can!
For every shirt sold, someone somewhere will punch their or someone elses boss! Possibly on your behalf! Maybe!
only
$15
Shipping: $9
Punch The Boss Hoodie
You always wanted to, now you can!
And keep your hair dry!
And keep your hair dry!
For every hoodie sold, someone will defeat a boss in a nintendo game!
That is our pledge to you!
only
$45
Shipping: $15
Retro T-Shirt
Remember when the Cobalt was open? No?
Wear this shirt and wander the streets randomly pointing to it. Someone is sure to stop you and tell you the story.
only
$10
Shipping: $9



















